You know the movie pipeline is getting thin when a couple of drunks resort to reviewing a kids movie. Artemis Fowl didn’t necessarily come by choice, but it was almost like a beer-fueled destiny to be savagely ripped apart by the R&B crew. I guess that’s kind of a spoiler for this episode, but oh well! Grab a coldie or 4 because you’re going to need it while we chat about high tech faries and over-grown dwarfs that fart dirt. Yep, you read that correctly.

Ken stayed somewhat responsibly buzzed with the San Diego classic .394 Pale Ale from Alesmith Brewing. Brad on the other hand went 3 sheets to the wind with a huge bomber of Ommegang Brewing’s Bend The Knee Golden Honey Ale from their Game of Thrones line of beers that he was saving for…. reasons?

With the well of new movies running low, we had no choice but to come back to the dreaded Netflix Original. With a track record of only maybe 2 good movies, the odds were against us but nevertheless we pressed on. It felt like a thousand year journey, but we did it for you. We braved eternity to review The Old Guard.

You’re really going to need a beverage to get through this one, and luckily for us we had 2! Ken had the classic and one of our favorites Societe Brewing’s The Harlot a crisp Belgian Blonde Ale, while Brad went with the Belching Beaver Samba #5 a hazy IPA for a hot summer’s day.

If ever there was a movie that hits close to home right now, it’s Palm Springs. Most of us have been sitting around, living every day like the day before it, and the day before that. But if it was infinite, what would you do? Steal a plane? Start a bar fight with a choreographed dance-off? These questions are answered in this weeks episode all about the Hulu Original – so grab a coldie and for a few minutes let’s pretend everything doesn’t just utterly suck.

Speaking of coldies; 2 beverages this week! **THE CROWD GOES WILD!!** Ken gave some love to Modern Times with the classic Blazing World. Brad went with the limited release Stone Soaring Dragon IIPA, and the crowd rejoiced.

If there is a will, there is a way! After a little apocalyptic hiatus the R&B crew is back for more shenanigans! We finally figured out how to make episodes again and catch up on what TV shows and movies we’ve been watching all while taking down some delicious beverages.

Speaking of delicious beverages, we took down a couple of growlers from Nickel Beer Co of their brew Darkside of the Moonlight; a honey porter that wasn’t sweet, but rocked a 10.2% ABV to set us right. Join us, catch up, we know you ain’t got anything better to do! Kidding, kidding… keep up the yoga and jogging! You look fantastic!